Lately I feel like somebody made a big mess and I've got my mop and I'm mopping the floor and the folks who made the mess are there (saying) 'you're not mopping fast enough. You're not mopping the right way. It's a socialist mop.'

via reuters.com

Well, here in The Land of the Free... we'd rather be ankle deep in shit than have someone trying to clean it up with a commie mop.